Light & Verity


"We Skype sex because she lives in TD and that’s too far away."

—an unnamed person overheard and quoted on Twitter by Rumpus, the undergraduate tabloid, on September 20. (Any unusual sound you may be hearing is a collective sigh from pre-coeducation alumni, who used to drive to Poughkeepsie just in hopes of a slow dance.)


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